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| » THOSE NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY PETS! |
| A man walks into a bar and says "Bartender gimme a triple shot of Jack".
The bartender pours, and the man downs it, slams the glass on the bar and says "Another".
The bartender pours another. The man downs it and says "Another".
As the bartender pou ... |
| Added on : 11-Mar-2004 |
Added by : c2a |
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| » The Blonde at School |
| Day1:
A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,"We learned how to count up to 5 today mummy. I got up to 10. Is it because I'm blonde, mummy?"
Mum replies: "yes dear"
Day 2:
"We learned how to do the alphabet today mummy. The others only ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
Added by : c2a |
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| » New inventions by blondes. |
| The water-proof towel
Glow in the dark sunglasses
Solar powered flashlights
Submarine screen doors
A book on how to read
Inflatable dart boards
A dictionary index
Powdered water
Pedal powered wheel chairs
Water proof tea bags
Watermelon seed sor ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
Added by : c2a |
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| » The angry preacher... |
| The angry preacher...
The preacher rose with a red face. "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the K.K.K. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to acce ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
Added by : c2a |
Viewed : 15822 times |
| » The phone call... |
| The phone call...
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.
The wife (a blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said,
"How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.
Curious, the husband said ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
Added by : c2a |
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| » The Tearful Bride... |
| The Tearful Bride...
A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.
She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do for him."
"Now, now," her mother comforted, "I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding."
"No, mother," you don't understan ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
Added by : c2a |
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| » Blonde and her job interview... |
| A Blonde airhead goes for a job interview in an office.
The interviewer starts with the basics.
"So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?"
The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for half a minute before replying "Ehhhh... 22!"
The interview ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
Added by : c2a |
Viewed : 13931 times |
| » THE TALKING PARROTS |
| A lady approaches her priest and tells him "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquired.
"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have ... |
| Added on : 11-Mar-2004 |
Added by : c2a |
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| » The Sick Blonde... |
| A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city.
Her mother noticed she was looking a little peaked and asked, "Honey, are you feeling all right?"
"Not really," the blonde replied. "I'm nauseous from sitting backward on the train."
" ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
Added by : c2a |
Viewed : 12901 times |
| » up up and away |
| A guy walks into a bar downs his pint holds his breathe and jumps out of the window.
He comes back 2 minutes later and does it again.
Then before he gets a chance to do it a 3rd time the bartender stops him and asks "how did u do that"?
The man r ... |
| Added on : 28-Feb-2006 |
Added by : Jade |
Viewed : 12782 times |
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