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 Floor Tiles If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years! Bank Accounts Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest. Blenders You need one, but you're not quite sure why. Chocolate Bars Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips. Coffee The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long. Commercials You can't believe a word they say. Computers Hard to figure out and never have enough memory. Eskys Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere. Copiers You need them for reproduction, but that's about it. Curling Irons They're always hot, and they're always in your hair. Government Bonds They take so long to mature. High Heels They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it. Horoscopes They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong. Lava Lamps Fun to look at, but not all that bright! Mascara They usually run at the first sign of emotion. Popcorn They satisfy you, but only for a little while. Place Mats They only show up when there's food on the table. Snow Storms You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long they'll last. Used Cars Both are easy to get, cheap, and unreliable. ATMs Once they withdraw they lose interest. Bananas The older they get, the less firm they are. Newborn Babies They're cute at first, but you get tired of cleaning up their crap. Crystal Some look really good, but you can still see right through them. Dry Cleaners Most work fast and leave no ring. Laxatives They irritate the sh*t out of you. |
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