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» i no u think dat u broke my heart
i no u think dat u broke my heart but i knew ur game rite from da start. i saw ur game and played it 2 so look here playa da jokes on u! ...
Added on : 24-Sep-2004	Added by : c2a	Viewed : 0 times
» A KISS IS
a kiss is a Gamble, sex is a game, boys do da action, girls take the balme. they say ur pretty, they say ur fine, but 9 months later they say "ITS NOT MINE" ...
Added on : 13-Dec-2004	Added by : sabrina	Viewed : 2 times
» live forever
I intend to live forever- so far so good ...
Added on : 24-Sep-2004	Added by : c2a	Viewed : 0 times
» nva say i luv u
nva say i luv u if it iznt really there, nva talk about feelings if you dont really care, neva hold my hand if ur gonna break my heart, neva say ur gna if u dnt plan 2 start. neva luk in2 my eyez if all u do iz lie nva say hello if u really mean goodbye. ...
Added on : 13-Dec-2004	Added by : megan	Viewed : 2 times
» sexy
yesterday i went 2 london i walked passed da shop winda n i saw suthin fab,SEXY,cute n out goin ya no i would av bort it 4 u but it waz me own reflection ...
Added on : 03-Dec-2004	Added by : sophie n jessica	Viewed : 2 times
» feel like a woman b4 i die
A train is bout 2 crash!A frantic virgin strips off & says "can any1 make me feel like a woman b4 i die?" So a man takes off his clothes & says "iron these!" ...
Added on : 24-Sep-2004	Added by : c2a	Viewed : 0 times
» My dream...
Kissing you baby is my dream.Im the strawberry & ur the cream.Handle me gently keep me real keen.U & i together babes is passion so extreme! ...
Added on : 24-Sep-2004	Added by : c2a	Viewed : 1 times
» i hide my tears
i hide my tears when i say your name but the pain in my heart is stil the same.though i smile and seem carefree theres no1 who misses u more than me!! ...
Added on : 24-Sep-2004	Added by : c2a	Viewed : 0 times
» Do you like maths?
Do you like maths?if so add a bed subtract ur clothes divide your legs and we can multiply! ...
Added on : 24-Sep-2004	Added by : c2a	Viewed : 0 times
» one day
one day you will ask me which is more important, you or my life.i will say my life and you will walk away not even knowing you are my life ...
Added on : 13-Dec-2004	Added by : kate	Viewed : 2 times

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